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The once occasional, and rather cool practice of an album re-release or same time release of a so-called ‘Special Edition’. Now it’s just standard and rather shameful.

 

I’ll be honest; I very rarely buy albums these days. What with the advent of free music through Deezer, last.fm and the like, I don’t see the need to spend the cash I seem to so very infrequently earn on music I can otherwise hear for free. Also, I have had something of a retro realisation that I’m in love with a bit of Radio 2 over the course of the day.

However, this year sees the return of 2 of my favourite bands to the music scene: Garbage and Keane (alright, alright… don’t judge!) have forced me to slightly reconsider my physical copy drought. In fact, I have pre-ordered both. Although, for some reason, instead of just ‘buying the 2 albums’ I discovered I had a rather difficult decision; I had to pick between 6 (Yes, SIX) versions of 2 releases.

Now, at first, all I could see was a difference in price; for Keane I had a choice of 4:

  1. The standard edition: £9.99
  2. The extended edition: £12.00
  3. The deluxe edition: £25
  4. The Strangeland Edition: £40

    Garbage: Not Your Kind of People

    Now HERE is a deluxe edition! Different colours and EVERYTHING. Red cover definitely worth the extra £2, much more bright and vibrant... although black and white would go with my decor...

And for Garbage, upon investigating the pre order, I was in for a real treat, I could spend £10 on the black on white covered standard edition, OR for an extra £2 I could get the white on red covered, ‘Deluxe’ edition. Wow! A brighter colour for an extra £2; I’m in!

So of course, I had to investigate these pricing differences further. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not backward, I’m not naive, and I am aware, that the majority of the time, these new-fangled ‘exciting editions’ of albums contain extra tracks, extra material and the like. My problem lies with why artists and indeed, the majority of the time, labels, feel compelled to do this.

Upon further investigation, I discovered that the deluxe/extended editions from both bands did indeed include 4 bonus tracks apiece. Excellent. AND, in the case of Keane’s seemingly more extravagantly priced releases of ‘Strangeland’ you received a DVD of videos, making of’s and concert material, as well as a coffee table book of images from the band, taken over the course of the recording as well as a short story from none other

Keane: Stangeland

You can pick which edition: They didn't even bother with alternate artwork! Cheapskates

than William Boyd! The things you can get from music nowadays. And with the £40 top o’ the range edition of the album, Keane were also offering a, and I quote, ‘strictly limited edition, hand-numbered screen-print to commemorate the release of ‘Strangeland’. Printed on 250 gsm archival paper, this print is exclusively available from the Keanemusic.com web store. Size: 12 inch x 12 inch’.

Now, that’s great! For super fans and the like. But again, why is there a need for this? Why do labels release several versions of an album? I could perhaps get on board with 2 editions at a push; one if you’re relatively new/just discovered the band and aren’t sure, but want to give them a try. One if you’re die hard, love them to pieces and want every single bit of music you can get your hands on (myself and Garbage have this sort of relationship). However, as I stated at the start of this article, with the advent of the internet, social media, Youtube, last.fm, Deezer and the astronomical rise of Spotify, you don’t need to pay that extra amount to hear these tracks. So why bother? Once upon a time, these deluxe editions flew off the shelves, because fans could NOT hear these tracks anywhere else. However, as Keane have done, labels and artists are resorting to ever increasingly bizarre offers to get fans to part with the larger handful of their change. What’s sad, is that music is becoming ever bigger in peoples’ lives due to the ease that it can be accessed, the rise of independent and unsigned artists that perform on Youtube and Facebook, and yet labels still feel a need to only offer fans a complete album from their favourite artists, if they’re willing to part with the maximum amount of cash. It’s quite sad really. Surely now, with piracy as it is, CD sales slackening, labels should be clammering to get fans and potential fans to part with cash, not bandwidth. So to me, it seems prudent to give fans these essentially complete albums, instead of the half effort they currently get, for the same price. Correct me if I’m wrong.

What blackens my view of the music industry even further is the shameful and frankly appalling action of ‘re-releases’.

This practice, as you will all of course know, requires fans to go out and buy an album, and then, a few months later, instead of being given another album, or even an EP (extended play) they are given the same album with ‘[insert fancy word to do with the artist or album here] edition’ plastered on the end. It’s cheap, requires minimal publicity or promotion and offers big returns. Win win win all round. Oh, nope, wait, not if you’re a fan. As then you have to pay.

This payment angers me massively. Not only are fans asked to pay more in the first place for their “special edition” of an album on

Katy Paerry: The Complete Confection

OH MY GOD! New Katy Perry Album! I... oh wait. You might well pout Miss Perry, living your Teenage Dream with your fans parents cash. (Bint).

release date (let’s say £12, that seems like an industry standard). No, they are also asked to then pay more at a later date for the same LP. This is normally either £12-15, justified usually with the inclusion of around 4 ‘new’ tracks or ‘remixes’. So that’s around £4-5 per track, if you already own a copy of that now defunct ‘special edition’. That’s more than you’d pay for a single, and even then, you get 1-3 b-sides on top of your favourite radio tune.

Fantastic, I think I’ve just exploded with excitement. I mean, it’s such orgasmic value isn’t it?

There’s only one thing that could perhaps make this farce even worse. And that would be if these re-releases were aimed at teen pop artists. Artists whose album sales largely come from the bank of mum and dad and not from the pockets of their younger fans. God, wouldn’t that be something unbelievably shameful.

Hmm, good thing that Katy Perry, Christina Aguilera, Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj, Britney Spears, Madonna, Beyonce, Miley Cyrus don’t EVER release these sort of music grabbing monstrosities isn’t it? Especially not recently, with climates and parents incomes squeezed as hard as they currently are *cough Nicki Minaj*, *cough-cough Katy Perry*, *cough Lady-coughing-Gaga*.

MDNA

Even the Queen. Even the QUEEN has released 2 editions of her latest work. Although i will admit, she might be pushing 50, but the woman can still make a decent record, and look Bloody good!

The sad fact is that with actual music sales still much lower than they should be, and artists having to make their money through tours and merchandise, labels do resort to increasingly ridiculous tactics to break big fans, still small banks. Look at the recent Biffy Clyro album: £200 for one version (yes, that is a 2 with TWO zeros after it), which included a piece of the capes worn by the models on the album cover (and believe me, it was a distinctly small piece of cloth, one of my friends made the mistake of parting with a week’s wage).

Now, I am most disheartened to admit, that as I said, I love the 2 bands that caused me to write this article. So I bought the deluxe editions of both CD’s (well, not quite for Keane’s I went for the extended edition). Luckily, Amazon was offering them both at the same price as the now almost defunct standard edition of their respective albums. So naturally human instinct for a bargain kicked in; more content for the same price? I was there.

Now, I am distinctly hoping that this practice dies a death, and dies a death soon. Music is important to people in different ways and on different levels, but important none the less. To limit or even deny people of music: to get them though difficult periods, break ups, passings, losses and to celebrate the more joyful moments simply through greed and quite frankly a lack of something I believe has been largely absent from the industry for a while; creativity and originality has to stop. I am pleased to say that I have seen an increase of EP’s in my new music trawls recently, although not from the teen pop crowd, it is pleasing to see a return to originality and a bit of hard work.

Music industry, take note: people do not mind waiting 2-3 years for a fantastic album, look at Adele. What people are now wising up to is blatant cashing in. Instead of filling a gap between albums, here is a thought: let the gap and demand for new music grow, let artists create something new, ground breaking and fantastic instead of the same old-same old. People aren’t interested. Take the time to scout, find raw, exciting talent. Give another budding hopeful the chance to shine.

The music industry isn’t about money. Music should be an art. Art takes time. And art doesn’t have a standard edition and a deluxe edition if you part with more cash.

Youtube

Broadcast (or Humiliate) Yourself

*Youtube: Total number of videos — over 120,000,000
Number of videos uploaded per day — about 200,000
Time required to see all the videos — over 600 years
Number of videos watched daily — over 200,000,000
Amount of content uploaded every minute — 13 hour

*Statistics correct as of January 2010

The internet: it’s given us Facebook, Google, MySpace and, one of the biggest changes to modern society Youtube. Youtube has given a voice to the voiceless, a means for anyone to become famous overnight, the ability for the smaller and the newly established bands, artists and reporters to reach audiences in volumes never possible before the creation, founding and mainstream success of the video sharing website. It has allowed these creative beings to gain reputations, and also break into the business and achieve the mainstream success that they longed for but never dreamed they could have themselves: The hairbrush diva generation has evolved- they still sing in their bedrooms, but in a way, they’re now performing concerts, with tens or even hundreds of thousands of people watching, judging… commenting.

But, for all the quality that has come out of Youtube: Jessie J, Little Boots and many others, there is of course, the rotten core; the purpose of this post.

The most recent annoying craze (And for humanities sake, I am hoping it will the peak, because this latest Youtube ‘phenomenon’ frankly, borders on comparisons with *shudders* The Crazy Frog) is one of thirteen year old Rebecca Black singing ‘Friday’. Now, I refuse point blank to put her video in this article, but I’m sure if you’re curious, you can find her on Youtube. Now, anyway, as I was saying, I can’t stand her, the girl is thirteen, and sings about driving, partying all weekend (so she’s promoting illegal activity and encouraging teenagers to drink to begin with), as well as ‘eating cereal’ and which seat she wants to sit on, on the bus… yes, that’s right. You thought Lady Gaga’s lyrics made little sense, but for fucks sake, scraping the bottom of the lyrics barrel there aren’t you Rebecca?

So, anyway, the growth of this video, leading to her now being in the process of recording an album (no doubt informing us about the stresses of what to have for lunch and probably taking heroin based on “Friday”’s lyrical offering, as well where she wants to sit in a cinema or whatever), has lead me to wonder, whether the quality that comes from Youtube, outweighs the utter shite. And, if this shite, and the timing of the release is actually a timeline for the lowering values and standards in Western society.

To begin with, if we return to some of the statistics in the beginning of this post; over 120,000,000 videos on Youtube (as of January 2010), by now that will be far, far higher. I don’t think anyone can contradict, that the odds of every, single, video, being ‘quality’ even accounting for different tastes, is slim to say the least. When one considers that some video titles include ‘The Annoying Orange’, ‘The Crazy Frog’ and of course the facepalm that is, ‘Fred’ (this is actually a channel, but if Fred was a country, I think the world would unite to nuke it).

Now, I’m not saying at all, that all the videos on Youtube are bad; some are brilliant, hilarious, touching or even thought provoking. However, where I think Youtube falls flat is the ratio at which these fantastic videos are watched in comparison to the dross that clogs the Youtube servers. But why do we put ourselves through it? Much in the same way that the classic ‘2 girls one cup’ polluted the innocence of the Western World, Youtube videos do exactly the same, rotting the brain with their sheer stupidity.

Now, this brings me on to my next set of statistics and my next point/thought about Youtube. What do we, as consumers actually use it for? Are artists still reaching audiences with the same results as when it was first founded? Or has it now become clogged with pointless videos made by people attempting to become the next ‘Charlie Bit My Finger’ (another comedy *facepalm*… see below)?

And if so, do these video ‘crazes’ match society… and map the ‘trends’ or crazes that seem to come out every year or so… and whether this map will also represent a degrading of Western values and society in general? I also thought it would be to interesting compare the most watched videos to the most disliked videos. I mean, people wouldn’t actually watch something they disliked or hated would they? An interesting thought in my view. So, without further ado, I’m going to go into the meat of this argument.

Top 10 videos on youtube (as of 7th April 2011)

  1. Justin Beiber: Baby *cringe*                                                        515,454,030
  2. Lady Gaga: Bad Romance                                                              367,274,734
  3. Shakira: Waka Waka (This Time For Africa)                             329,673,040
  4. Eminem: Love the Way You Lie feat. Rihanna                       319,578,207
  5. ‘Charlie Bit My Finger Again’                                                        303,998,231
  6. Justin Beiber: One Time *again, cringe*                                 233,757,634
  7. Eminem: Not Afraid                                                                         223,854,419
  8. Miley Cyrus: Party In the U.S.A                                                   208,352,791
  9. Justin Beiber: Never Say Never *oh ffs*                                188,480,240
  10. Pitbull: I Know You Want Me                                                       173,549,769

The 6 Most ‘Disliked’ videos on Youtube (again, correct 7th April 2011)

Video

Views

Dislikes

Likes

Rebecca Black: Friday

 

100,049,478

261,705

2,006,169

Justin Beiber: Baby

515,454,030

617,950

1,249,553

Justin Beiber: Never Say Never

188,480,240

309,582

105,889

Justin Beiber: Somebody to Love remix feat. Usher

150,815,978

263,757

92,862

Lady Gaga: Bad Romance

367,274,734

84,901

396,179

‘Charlie Bit My Finger Again’

303,998,231

75,672

620,071

Now then, as can be seen from these two sets of statistics, two things become apparent: number 1, Youtube, whilst clogged with shite videos is still used far more to observe artists than amateur ’15 minutes of fame’ videos. However, evidence is there that these videos are increasing in popularity: ‘Charlie Bit My Finger’ is climbing that most watched leader board. No, what strikes me as very odd indeed, is that of the top ten most watched videos, 4 are in the top 6 most disliked videos as well.

Now, Youtube is as stated before, still being used mainly as a music and creative site, but also increasingly used as an outlet for frustration and as I said, as with much of the internet, people in search of that breakthrough into the ‘celebrity’ world (see videos below). With television shows such as ‘Rudetube’ now scouring Youtube in search of these crazy, stupid and weird videos and publicising them to a wider audience.

Now, this fact, along with the above statistics concerning the dislike statistics puts forth a different notion: that Youtube is in fact a mirror of society and its changing values.

If we look at other shows, such as ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ (or lack thereof judging from some of the few contestants I’ve seen), ‘ The X-Factor’ and ‘American Idol’, one of the most watched stages of these shows are the ‘initial’ auditions, which include some of the worst, and most deluded people in the history of entertainment. Now, we do not watch these shows, thinking ‘god these people are all FANTASTIC, they all deserve to win!’ No, we watch them because we enjoy laughing at the catastrophes on screen, laugh at their lack of talent and their deluded ideas of grandeur. The producers recognise correctly, that we as an audience enjoy watching these people.

Youtube reflects this, we watch videos on there that we hate, because we enjoy leaving sarcastic comments concerning the video in question, slagging them off, and putting them down and as a final act of evil… ‘disliking their video’, for shame! As a society we enjoy observing crap, be it in our daily lives or through the media: I mean, no one ENJOYS watching Jeremy Kyle for example, we enjoy watching it, laughing at the situations and thinking, “I might be having a few problems, but thank god I’m not one of those people”. We watch these shows to boost our self esteem, and make ourselves feel better.

Watching awful videos on Youtube is the same principle, but with an added effect: we observe things we hate to vent frustration (perhaps with society itself for producing these things we despise) and to think again, that we’re better than these people on the screen, which in turn boosts our self esteem, which (in the case of Youtube) encourages society to go out and create something they feel is better, which in turn clogs up Youtube with far more crap and a few gems.

Youtube serves its purpose as an entertainment medium; it serves its purpose as a way for people to vent creative juices. But I worry that the message has gotten lost, and with so much crap and average videos being posted, is there not the possibility that the average will disliked more often than liked? Crushing dreams; maybe misguided dreams, but dreams none the less. And is there also, a higher probability, that the few gems and actual talents using Youtube for its purpose: to be seen, and reach a wider audience. Is there not the possibility, that their own videos will be lost in the gathering pile of average and crap, pointless material that is clogging Youtube, the internet, the media and society…